Play Fair
General Tips
Darlings, gather 'round, for your beloved Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are here to bless your ears (and perhaps your, ahem, other parts!) with some truly divine wisdom! We've seen it all, honey, from the scandalous to the sublime, and through it all, one truth shines brighter than a sequined habit: safer sex is always in fashion!
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So, prepare yourselves for some tips and, ehm, Tricks in the glorious realm of pleasure and protection! This isn't your grandma's dusty old health class, no! We're here to dish out the sacred scripture on safer sex and sex education tips with all the sass, sparkle, and sincerity you've come to expect from your favorite holy hooligans. Because living a life of perpetual indulgence means living it fully, joyfully, and responsibly! Let's get fabulous, get informed, and get down, safely!
Risk Management
Life's a wild ride, and love can be a real adventure. But if you're gearing up for some hanky-panky, it's crucial to remember that every exciting journey comes with a bit of risk. Don't worry, we're not suggesting you insure your prized possessions, but it's important to get savvy about your limits and risk management strategies. After all, safer sex is a unique recipe for every individual, and it's all about finding your perfect balance between pleasure and protection. It's about taking control and making sure you and your partner are on the same page. So, before you dive into the fun, take a moment to think about what you're comfortable with and learn the steps you can take to reduce any risks of STIs and HIV. And when it comes to communication, remember to speak up and share your boundaries with Stranger Steve or Mysterious Mary. It's all about making every adventure a positive one.
Lubricants
Silicone-based lubes are the bomb. Oils will break down the surface of latex condoms, reducing their effectiveness. Oil-based lubes (including baby oil and Crisco) are only good for barebacking, cooking, and the occasional wrestling match.Remember that there is no such thing as too much lube. Be wary of chemicals, fragrances, MSG, hot sauce and the like. These can irritate sensitive tissues around your ass, pussy, cock or mouth. Experiment with lubes to find one that works for you. Mother Superior’s motto: Wrapped or bare, remember lube to reduce wear and tear.
Observation
Look before you lick. Check out your partners before you lay hands on them. Feeling someone up and scoping them out takes on new meanings when you are caring for yourself. Some Sisters carry little flashlights for those dark and mysterious encounters. Trust your instincts. If you get a sense it isn’t safe or that something is amiss, it probably is. Instincts are seldom wrong.
Eating Out
“Lick it before you stick it” is the mantra of many. However, eating out can be a risky sexual behavior. Sure, it’s fun, festive and feels oh-so-fabulous, but there is still a risk for STDs. Here’s the bottom line: even the cleanest looking, most desirable pussy or ass can be full of germs or concealed STDs. If you are going to eat out, thorough washing does help, but a latex barrier makes for a more effective risk-reduction strategy.
Soap and Water
Wash your fruit before you eat it. Cleaning up afterwards or between partners is a good idea too. Remember, cleanliness is next to … well, you know.
Nutrition
Unlike Sister Ana Rexorea whose Last Supper consisted of half a Tic Tac and a diet Coke in 1977, Mother Superior (like every good mother) recommends good balanced meals. Since it’s not always easy to eat right, try to avoid fast foods and take your Flintstones! A daily vitamin and good eating habits help your body recover from all the fun you have.
The Old Douche
To douche or not to douche, that is the question. Douching can cause a lot of problems, and it isn’t recommended; but if you do douche, it’s best to use water, not harsh chemicals.
