Condoms and other barriers are the best way to prevent the spread of some infections. With today's condom couture, there are lots of condoms and barriers out there to fit everyone.
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External condoms - that's the classic penile palazzo – this is what most people think of and are most commonly available. Used to cover the penis or toy before play.
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Internal Condoms - the internal umbrella – slipped inserted into the vagina or anus prior to play, an internal comdom
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Dental Dams - a thin, square piece of flexible material to create a barrier between your lips and tongue, and those other divine orifices that you're about to adore!
Remember that condoms come in lots of varieties these days (latex, polyurethane, ribbed, studded, etc). Try out a wide variety to find the one that works best for you.
Just the Tips
No matter what kind of condom your using these are some things to keep in mind
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Condoms should be stored in a dry, cool environment and out of direct sunlight or other sources of heat which can degrade the condom. Do not keep condoms in a wallet unless you plan to use them immediately (i.e., that day/night). The best place to store condoms include: a nightstand or dresser drawer, medicine cabinet or a secure container in your purse or bag.
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Always make sure your condom is properly lubricated with water or silicone-based lubricant. Silicone-based lubricant is safe for any condom and while often more expensive than water-based, less lubricant is needed because it does not dry up as quickly. Oil-based lubricant should NOT be used with latex condoms.
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Never reuse a condom—ever.
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Don’t unroll the condom first. Condoms are packaged neatly rolled up for a reason—they are easier to apply safely and intact.
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We can’t overemphasize the importance of wearing the right size condom. If a condom is too large, it will feel uncomfortable for both partners and possibly slip off during intercourse. When a condom is too small, it may rip or tear. Both scenarios will not only ruin the moment, they will leave you unprotected.
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Applying extra lubrication has multiple benefits, including increasing sensitivity and pleasure for all partners and preventing the condom from tearing from friction. While some condoms are lubricated, the amount of lube applied is minimal and may not last through an entire session. To increase sensation for the insertive partner, add a drop or two of water or silicone-based lubricant to the inside of the condom before putting it on. Then apply a lubricant to the outside of the condom for extra glide.
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Never use oil based lubricants with condoms! Oil based lubricants can break down the materials from which condoms are made (especially latex!) Be sure to always use water or silicone-based lubricant instead.
Barebacking
Over time, the term "barebacking" has become a bit of a hot potato, carrying the burden of guilt and shame. But let's face it, feeling guilty and shameful is like wearing shoes on the wrong feet- it just doesn't work. When it comes to having unprotected sex, it's best to assume that everyone carries the potential for infection.
And let's not forget, barebacking can expose you to more than just HIV. So, unless you want to end up like the Easter Bunny pretending to be a duck, it's best to play it safe. Don't assume your partner has the same knowledge as you. Instead, assume everyone carries the possibility of an STI and play it fair from there.
External Condoms
Darlings, let the trumpets blare, for today we celebrate a true unsung hero, a tireless worker in the vineyards of delight, a fierce guardian of your precious peaches: I give you... The Condom! She might appear humble, a mere sheath of latex or non-latex magnificence, but don't let her demure appearance fool you! A condom is one of the best tools we have to prevent the spread of STIs. Remember though that size matters! When trying condoms for the first time find the one that works best for you. there are many brands, sizes and textures. EXPIREMENT when possible to find the best one for you! Condoms should fit snug around the penis but not tight.
External Condom Directions
Putting on an External Condom
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Carefully tear open the foil along one side. Do NOT use sharp objects (including teeth, jewelry or long fingernails) to open the foil because it may damage the condom.
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Put a drop or two of water-based lubricant inside the condom.
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Put the condom on after the penis is fully erect and before intimate contact. If not circumcised, pull back the foreskin before rolling on the condom.
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Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom with one hand while placing over the tip of the erect penis.
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Unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis and smooth out any air bubbles. Leave a bit of extra room at the tip to collect semen.
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Use plenty of water-based lubricant. Do NOT use oil-based lubricants because they can damage the latex.
Removing an External Condom
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Immediately after ejactulation, hold the rim of the condom in place and withdraw the penis while it is still erect to avoid spilling the semen.
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Throw the condom away.
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Do not put it into the toilet.
Internal Condoms
Now, if you're familiar with the classic external sheath – that fabulous fashion statement for the penis – then prepare to be utterly enraptured by its equally glorious, and perhaps even more empowering, counterpart! Imagine, if you will, a silky, soft, and utterly divine pouch of protection, a veritable "Velvet Lining for Your Inner Sanctum!" This isn't just for one anatomy, no, no, no! This chameleon of contraception is a dream come true for both the vagina and the anus, offering a discreet yet utterly dependable barrier. Picture this: A flexible, inner ring that gracefully guides it into place, nestling comfortably inside, ready to embrace the moment. And then, a sassy, playful outer ring that stays outside, teasingly peeking out like a little promise of pleasure and unparalleled safety! It's like having your own personal bouncer for all those uninvited microscopic guests, ensuring that what goes in (the fun, of course!) stays fabulous, and what stays out (those pesky STIs and unwanted pregnancies) stays firmly where it belongs! The beauty of the internal condom, my dears, is its empowering independence! It can be inserted hours before the main event, giving you the power, the control, and the utterly liberated feeling of being prepared for any spontaneous combustion of passion. It doesn't rely on the erectness of a penis, and it puts the power of protection firmly in the hands (or rather, the magnificent, discerning choices) of the person receiving! So, go forth, my glorious goddesses and gender-benders! Embrace the Internal Condom, lube it up generously (water or silicone, always!), and know that with this divine invention, you are not just protecting yourselves, you are proclaiming your autonomy, your health, and your unyielding commitment to fabulous, fearless, and utterly safe indulgence!
Internal Condom Directions
Internal condoms, or sometimes referred to as female condoms, are a great alternative to traditional condoms and allow the receptive partner to have more control over whether or not a condom is used. These condoms can be used for vaginal or anal sex. When used for anal sex, the “insertion” (inner ring) MUST be removed to avoid potential complications with intestinal obstruction.
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Inserting an Internal Condom
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Rub the outside of the pouch together to be sure the lubricant is evenly spread inside the pouch from the bottom to the top.
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Carefully tear open the package. Do NOT use sharp objects to open because it may damage the condom.
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To insert for vaginal sex use, squeeze the “insertion” (inner) ring in the middle, making an 8 shape, then insert pinched portion into the vagina. For anal sex, REMOVE the inner “insertion” (inner) ring to avoid potential complications. Insertion for anal sex can easily be done by placing the condom on the partner’s penis or sex toy and then being slowly inserted by penetration.
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Next insert finger(s) inside the condom to place further into the vagina or anus and secure. This can be difficult to do, so you may have to try several times. Be sure the condom is not twisted. When inserted properly, about one inch of the outer ring will hang outside the body, then intercourse can begin.
Removing an Internal Condom
Squeeze and twist the outer ring and gently pull the condom out.
Wrap the condom in the package or tissue, and throw it in the garbage.
Do not put it into the toilet.
Dental Dams
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Sometimes, my sweet saints, pleasure takes a delightful detour to the oral avenues, and we are not about leaving those precious parts unprotected! Enter, the Dental Dam, or as we like to call it, the "Pleasure Pavement Protector!"
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What is this mystical marvel, you ask? Imagine a thin, square piece of flexible material – usually latex, but sometimes a fabulous non-latex option – that looks a bit like a tiny, stretchy napkin. And its sacred purpose? To create a glorious, impenetrable barrier between your luscious lips and tongue, and those other divine orifices that you're about to adore! We're talking oral-to-vagina, oral-to-anus – anywhere you want to give a little lip service without swapping any unwanted surprises.
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Think of it as your personal velvet rope, ensuring all the fun stays in and all the nasty stays out! It's about being fiercely responsible, darling, so you can indulge perpetually without a single worry. It's a testament to self-love, respect for your partner(s), and the sheer, unadulterated joy of clean, carefree bliss!
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Plastic wrap is a cheap and inexpensive alternative to dental dams and other costly barriers. Just be careful about the kind of wrap: The microwavable kind is only good for cooking your meat, not protecting it from STDs.